I obsess over Survivor. Yes, the reality competition show on CBS where half-naked, stranded contestants battle it out in a game of social strength and physical endurance for the chance at $1,000,000.
Ever since I was a little kid, I've dreamed of getting out there and playing the game myself. I've spent most of my life wondering what I would look like in the opening credit sequence when even the most average person looks like a superhero.
I've spent hours overthinking strategy and gameplay, listening to podcasts and reading articles on each season. During my winter break, I even re-watched several older seasons I hadn't seen since I was a little kid. Hell, I've applied to the show twice now that I'm older than 18.
The season 30 premiere is tomorrow night and I'm completely pumped up like a Patriots fan at the Super Bowl. If you need me tomorrow night, I'll be in my dorm room staring at the television screen with a notepad and pen in hand.
Also, if you're on the Survivor casting team and you're reading this - I'm available during the summer.